Agar Khuda ek banker hota

Agar khuda chef hota

To bataata

Lazeez khana

Bina aag pe pakaaye

kaise pakaayein

Agar priest hota

To confession box mein

Doosron ka mann

Halka karta

Mochi hota

To sahuliyat paaon ki

Sahejta

Khubsurti se

Khuda agar

Designer hota

To sochta

Jo bana diya pahle

Usase behtar kaise banaaoon

Khilaadi hota

To maidaan pe

Din tay karta

Ki kaun se keertimaan

Kab behtar karne hain

Engineer hota woh

To banaata kuchh naya

Aur kehta

Banaata to hamesha se hi aaya hoon

Par engineer bankar

maanviy tareeke se

Naya banaane ka

Tamga mil gaya mujhe

Sangeetkaar Hota

To chori karta

Apni hi banaayi

Saikadon aawaazon mein se

Kuchh chuni hui shrutiyaan

Pirota

Aur banaata

Bhahma-sangeet

Agar Khuda banker hota

To bataata

Duniya ke hisaab mein

Liabilities do not equal assets

Chaaron taraf

Khuda ne banaaya hai sab kuchh

Gar kuchh bhi naya karma hota

To chun-ne hote aayaam

Tay karne hote shrot

Aur ban jaati nayi kriti

Kisi upasthit se prerit

Lekin anokhi

Jaise kabhi

Amoeba se

Aaj ka manushya bana.